Credit
conventional weapons

dakotah - 17



lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful





even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

(Source: wordlesslanguage)


yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

dasavenger:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

himymships:

howimetyourmilioti:

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

Our bar would be awesome.

And dude. Dude. Dude. The name of our bar…

puzzles. 

People will be like “Why’s it called Puzzles?”

THAT’S THE PUZZLE


cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go