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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin)


catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)